TV show: Improvisation. Page 4

- My mom told me, a Prince must be a vocational diploma!
- Your mom of the 91-year?

- Corn sticks!
- I have 10 fingers!
IS ACTUALLY PINE!

- Most importantly, not to kill.
- And if you kill?
Well, if you kill, there is a prostitute that will cure.

- Well, why can't I be a grandmother?
Because you have a face like a... grandpa and grandpa you can't be, because you have the torso of a... grandmother. A little off!

- I want to be, you know, this funny grandfather.
- To be a fun grandpa, you have to be fun young man!

Paul Will: What you need to say to let you into heaven?
Anton: Guys, I just to ask.
Dimitri: I'm the father of Michael like...
Arseniy: I don't like that.
Sergei: It is... You have pour...

I love to play sports... Well, sports... lying, Lying in front of the TV.

- Call an ambulance, I gave birth!
(Change)
- Call an ambulance, drink hunting!
Yes I'm just gonna help, why are you panicking?

- High in the mountains there lived an eagle.
The eagle was 300 years.
And downstairs lived a goat!
Let's drink to that...
So the eagles didn't beat the goats!

He always listens to my songs. I think if we quietly get out of here, he won't even notice. But if it set a mirror, you can hear the room.

- Look at me. You have dilated pupils!
- Immediately dark!
- I feel your voice that you have dilated pupils!

- If a spoon to dig, then four years later we're home. You know?
- I'm telling you that if to look more closely at this diagram that I got, it may be obtained earlier than four years. We stayed two! Why the heck us four years to dig a tunnel?!

You incompetent! I wonder how you learned to walk.