TV show: Show a bit of fry and Laurie (A bit of Fry & Laurie)

Last night I actually drank too much.

- What happened with Mr. Birmanicum?
- With whom?
Mr. Birmanicum. Why did you come to veterinaria? You have a tummy ache?
- You said "veterinary"?
- The neck's a bit sore? What happened to Mr. Birmanicum?
- I came to euthanize him.
- Ask prosenice?
- He has liver cancer and I brought him to sleep.
Cancer?
Yes.
- Liver cancer?
Yes.
- Crayfish fool?
Oh, God...
- What, you have cancer, Mr. Birmani? You're going bye-bye, Katenka? Your heart will stop to do a tuk-tuk? And then you buried in the dirt? A COP-a COP with a spatula and rest in microcosm, Yes, kotya-Motya?

The sellers of cosmetics as wearing white coats, because morons like you think that the words "Swiss made" and "improves the structure of the skin" will have a better effect than a tube of your usual moisturizer, which you eventually, get. You gullible ass, Mr. Pepperdine. Stethoscope and decent manners doesn't make me a doctor. I'm a grifter, and you're a moron.