Grigory Oster. Bad advice (№ 111936)

If you are called to dinner,
Proudly hide under the sofa
And lie there quietly
That is not immediately found you.
And when from under the sofa
Will the legs to pull,
Rush and Kushites,
Don't give up without a fight.
If you still get
And will put you
Tilting the Cup,
Pour the soup on the floor.
Pinch the mouth
Fall out of your chair down.
And the meatballs up throw,
Let them stick to the ceiling.
In a month people say
With respect of you:
- He seemed thin and frail,
But the nature of the solid.