Author of quotes: Grigory Oster

Answer. The laws of nature, no matter how hard you try, you still cannot break. These are not the rules for crossing the street. The laws of nature are indestructible. Only God can break them and work miracles. But God rarely breaks the laws of nature, because he himself created them.

It's an idea! - happy parrot and began to command. - You monkey, get down and move aside, and you, the boa, take the tail over the branch and bend it, bend, bend until it will not bend. Then you and the elephant will go!
Boa grabbed the tail of a palm tree, on which sat the elephant, and began to bend her to the ground. He bent down, bent down and bent.
When the elephant, who clung to a palm tree was to the ground, the parrot called out:
- Let go!
This meant that the elephant had to let go of the tree and descend to earth. But the elephant did not understand who the parrot in charge, him or the boa. And in any case do not let go of the palm tree. Boa also did not understand. So just in case it palm released. And when boa released her, she straightened up extremely fast, this palm. And the elephant broke away from her and is also extremely fast where-that departed.
When the elephant returned, he looked at his friends accusingly and said,
- There is also growing cacti. Where I came from. The same prickly.

- What do you always fall? she asked. - What is it?
- Recently! - honestly, the elephant, lying on his back. - First you say: "the Exercise has begun!" and I'm still not falling. And then you say: "Feet together!" and I put the legs together. And here I fall. Every time.
- Weird! - thoughtful monkey.

- Oh, what a pity that we know each other!
- Don't you wonder with us? - offended parrot.
- No, you misunderstood me! - waved the monkey. - That's not what I wanted to say. I wanted to say how sorry we are already familiar. It would be interesting for all of us to get acquainted. I would love to met you, elephant, you're so polite with you parrot, you're so smart, with you, a boa constrictor, you're so long.
"And me," said boa - happy I could meet you, monkey, you, elephant, and parrot with you.
"And me," said the elephant. - With pleasure.

Tear and stain everything that mom
Wears on you,
And you go and buy
A lot of brand new things.

If all of your friends
You're sick,
Please hurry
Find yourself a other.

If you are in your pocket
Not a penny found
Look in the pocket to the neighbor -
Obviously, the money is there.

I decided to fight - choose
Someone weaker.
And strong can hit back,
Why do you need it?
The younger one whom you beat,
The heart merrier
Look how he cries, screams,
And mom is calling.
But if suddenly the kid
Stood up somebody
Run, shout and loudly cry,
And mommy call.

If anything happened
And no one is to blame,
Don't go there, otherwise
It'll be your fault.
Hide somewhere in a corner.
And then go home.
And the fact that you saw it,
Don't tell anyone.

Never stupid questions
Himself don't ask,
And not something even more stupid
You will find the answer.
If stupid questions
Appeared in the head,
Ask them from adults.
Let them crack their brains.

Do not settle for anything
With anyone, ever.
And who agree with you, the
Call cowardly.
For all this you will
To love and respect.
And everywhere you have
Chock-full of friends.

To better tease out the window
From the eighth floor.
The tank is also good,
When strong armor.
But if you want to bring
People to tears,
Their safest
On the radio tease.

Starting the failure
To look guilty,
Beware of too close
Closer to the mirrors.

If you decide to swim
And from the cliff jumped down,
But in flight he changed his mind
In the river wet dive,
Stop the fall into the water
And fly back up.
To change the decision
Can each person.