Book: New bad advice

If all of your friends
You're sick,
Please hurry
Find yourself a other.

Well, try to explain to parents,
Because boy you're shy
And do not like to attract attention,
Differing something from their peers.
You naturally have
Cover yourself with tattoos
Nose ring sticking and dyeing hair
The green paint, the crimson.

Found a foreign coin? Take it
With deep gratitude
To the one who lost.

If you don't want to get up,
And you turned on the light,
Get under the blanket
And take refuge with his head.
In the dark, under the blanket,
You can hide all day.
You there, in the pitch darkness,
Mom and dad can not find.

Tell lies often.
Lie
Not hoarse throat.
From his mouth we have
Don't get sad.
From lies not vspuhnu nose
Lay the ears.
And sick not those who lied,
And the one who listened.

When you get to the ear,
Don't shed vain tears
Politely, but coldly
The answer is a punch in the nose.