Book: Bad advice

If you are in your pocket
Not a penny found
Look in the pocket to the neighbor -
Obviously, the money is there.

I decided to fight - choose
Someone weaker.
And strong can hit back,
Why do you need it?
The younger one whom you beat,
The heart merrier
Look how he cries, screams,
And mom is calling.
But if suddenly the kid
Stood up somebody
Run, shout and loudly cry,
And mommy call.

If anything happened
And no one is to blame,
Don't go there, otherwise
It'll be your fault.
Hide somewhere in a corner.
And then go home.
And the fact that you saw it,
Don't tell anyone.

Never stupid questions
Himself don't ask,
And not something even more stupid
You will find the answer.
If stupid questions
Appeared in the head,
Ask them from adults.
Let them crack their brains.

Do not settle for anything
With anyone, ever.
And who agree with you, the
Call cowardly.
For all this you will
To love and respect.
And everywhere you have
Chock-full of friends.

To better tease out the window
From the eighth floor.
The tank is also good,
When strong armor.
But if you want to bring
People to tears,
Their safest
On the radio tease.

Starting the failure
To look guilty,
Beware of too close
Closer to the mirrors.

If you decide to swim
And from the cliff jumped down,
But in flight he changed his mind
In the river wet dive,
Stop the fall into the water
And fly back up.
To change the decision
Can each person.

If you have decided firmly
Hijack a plane to the West,
But I can't figure out
Than pilots scare
Read them passages
From today's paper, -
And are they to any
Together with you will fly.

If the son away,
Find mom suddenly,
She's not the son washes
And someone else's someone's daughter...
Let's not nervous mom,
Well, not all her as -
No differences no
Between the dirty children.

The main business of your life
Can be any trifle.
It is only necessary to believe,
More importantly do not care.
And then does not hurt
You are neither cold nor heat,
Gasping with delight,
To deal with the nonsense.

Before their parents
Something good to beg,
Ask yourself: "if I Deserve?
If I was obedient, sweet boy?"
If Yes, ask twice.
If not, ask twice zalobny.

Do not take someone else if
You look strange.
Let them close your eyes
Or come for an hour.
And its something to be afraid of!
About its its not tell.
Let them look. Grab someone else's
And bring him to his people.

A lost child
Must remember that its
Take home as soon as
Call it your address.
We need to act smarter
Say: "I live
Near the palm tree with a monkey
On the distant Islands".
A lost child
If he is not a fool,
Do not miss the right occasion
In different countries to visit.