Author of quotes: Grigory Oster. Page 2

Never wash your hands
The neck, ears and face.
This is a silly lesson
Does not lead to anything.
Re-stained hands
The neck, ears and face.
So why wasting time
Time to waste.
Hair cut is also useless,
No sense.
Old age itself
Bald head.

The girls have never
Never to notice.
And not to give them passage
Nowhere and never.
They need to substitute the leg.
To scare from the corner,
Once they understood:
You don't care about them.
The girl met
From her show the language.
Let them not think she
You're in love with her.

If mom bought you
In store only ball
And doesn't want the rest
All he sees, buy,
Become straight, heels together,
Arms at sides place,
Open your mouth wider,
And shout the letter: - Ah!
And when, dropping bags,
Screaming: - People! Alert!
Buyers will rush
Clerk in charge,
To you the store Manager
Go and say to my mother:
- Take all free
He just screams!

If you down the corridor
Race bike
And to meet you from the bathroom
Dad went out to walk,
Not displace in the kitchen
In the kitchen solid refrigerator.
Brake better dad.
Dad soft. He will forgive.

There is no more pleasant sessions
Than to scratch his nose.
All terribly interesting,
What's hidden inside.
And who look disgusting,
Albeit not looking.
We're in a nose to it not climb,
Even if it does not stick.

Beat sticks frogs.
It's very interesting.
Tear off the wings of flies,
Let him run on foot.
Exercise daily,
And the day will come happy
You in any Kingdom
Will take chief executioner.

If you stayed home
No parents one
To offer you can I
Interesting game.
Called "daring cook"
Or "brave cook".
The essence of the game in preparing
All kinds of delicious dishes.
I propose to start
Here's a simple recipe:
Need in dad's shoes
Pour mom's perfume,
And then these shoes
Lubricate the shaving cream,
And water them with fish oil
With black ink in half
Throw in the soup that mom
Prepared in the morning.
And cook with the lid closed
Exactly seventy minutes.
What happens know
When the adults will come.

To expel from the apartment
Different flies and mosquitoes,
It is necessary to pull off the curtain
And twist over the head.
Fly from the walls paintings
From the window sill - flowers.
Tuck TV,
The chandelier crashes into the floor.
And the noise of escaping.
Smashed mosquitoes,
And frightened flies
The flock will rush to the South.

If you are called to dinner,
Proudly hide under the sofa
And lie there quietly
That is not immediately found you.
And when from under the sofa
Will the legs to pull,
Rush and Kushites,
Don't give up without a fight.
If you still get
And will put you
Tilting the Cup,
Pour the soup on the floor.
Pinch the mouth
Fall out of your chair down.
And the meatballs up throw,
Let them stick to the ceiling.
In a month people say
With respect of you:
- He seemed thin and frail,
But the nature of the solid.

Starting a fight with dad
It sets out with the mom fight,
Try to give up mom
Dad's taking no prisoners.
By the way, check with mom:
Did she -
Prisoners to beat ass with a belt
Prohibits The Red Cross.

If you do not pay the money
Il Director offended you,
Or grandchildren did not give
To you all night sleep
Come to class tenth
Il eleventh even
And put medalists
A pair of deuces just like that.
Here then comes the Director
To apologize
Running now the Director of studies,
Bring a bouquet of flowers.
The fighting mood
You will return
And returning home grandchildren
smack cuffs.

Was born a girl - be patient
Footpegs and shocks.
And your braids all
Who not to pull them away.
But sometime later
Will bite your thumb at them
And say, "No, for you
I married not go!"

Is there a reliable way dad
Forever drive you crazy.
Tell dad honestly
What you did yesterday.