Audrey Niffenegger. The wife of a time traveler (№ 138676)

When you live with a woman, you learn every day something new. So far I've learned that long hair clogging up the drain in the shower faster than the time to blink; it is not recommended to cut something from the newspaper before your wife won't read it, even if it is a newspaper a week old; that I was the only person in our family who can eat the same thing three nights in a row without unhappy faces, and that headphones were invented to save the spouses from musical tastes to each other.