Yann Martel. Life Of PI (№ 141255)

That is still the story. At first I didn't believe a word of it. What? People sin, and the son of God for all of them paying? Imagine the Pope saying, "Piscine, a lion today climbed into the corral for llamas and two pulled up. And the other broke yesterday of a black antelope. Last week, two lions ate the camel. But a week before got the colorful cranes and grey herons. Well, who gobbled up Brazilian agouti - guess what? In General, it's rubbish. It is necessary to solve something. So I decided - feed-ka lions you, so they will atone for their sins." "Yes, daddy, I think it is true and fair. Just let go and pray.
"Hallelujah, son."
"Hallelujah, dad."