Eugene Schwartz. The naked king (№ 150400)

Princess: Father, well, at least once in your life trust me. I give you my word: the groom is an idiot!
The father-king: the King can't be an idiot, daughter. The king is always wise.
Princess: But he's fat!
The king-father the Daughter, the king can not be fat. It's called "majestic".
Princess: He's deaf, I think! I swear, and he can't hear and laughs.
The father-king: the King can not laugh. He graciously smiles.