2.5 / Two and a half men (Two and a Half Men) (№ 179775)

God! You gave me a lot of money so that I don't know where to put them, a lovely house and a surprisingly resilient liver. You give me the full measure, and I have a favor to ask. Of all the gifts that you sent me, nothing says more of Your glory than Chelsea's heavenly Breasts. Don't know why you won't give her another and a strong spine, but who am I to doubt you, Lord! You probably know that she wants to interfere with your excellent work and I hope you will convince her to return to the right path - to physicality. Amen!
Oh, one more thing, I'm sorry that we haven't talked, but I'm having a crisis of faith after last year's super bowl. But that was then, I gained the NBA finals. By the way, I like what you did with Kobe!