Andrei Belyanin. Demon on call (№ 198319)

Mom is coming for a while (Oh, how short?), only two or three (yeah, four-six-eight!) of day (hour?!!), cook the soup (196745809-I'm trying to poison me...), help with cleaning the house (last time I missed TV!), you won't even notice it's there (a half ton weight, three feet in girth, limping on the left prosthesis with a scratch!), and, in the end, she's my mom...