About Little Red Riding Hood (№ 223835)

No help will come, no wood does not procure,
No one will cook anything on any fire!
- And I'll go find the axe.
- And what will be further?
You pull back on the pine, and fuck the leg!
- Mushrooms, nuts are able to collect?
- No, you can't.
- From the crocodile manage to escape?
- No, you don't.
(Don't worry, we'll rescue you!)
But how do we save him
Because we believe that this island is uninhabited!!!
- I? And I? And I?..
- And you sit on the shore, you are warm and bored
Sit yourself losing weight by leaps and bounds...
- Why?
- Yes, because, because, because
You never did in life itself!!!