Character: Child

- Grandma, are you cheerful?

- The beard's not real.
Yeah what the fuck?! She was real, but I got sick, all my hair fell out and now I wear this s**Nude.
- How are you sick?
- I fell in love with a woman who was unclean.
Mrs. Santa?
- No, it was her sister.
- What's it like at the North pole?
- In the suburbs.
- What?
- Apache junction... You don't**d eh?.. So, get off the knee, was seated, fuck like a dunce....
- You are really Santa, right?
- No, I'm an accountant and this stuff just***case pulled, okay?
- Okay.

- You're not the real Santa. If you were real, you'd be able to conjure.
I'll work my magic? Let's see how you will disappear.

Whatcha want?
- ...
- Come on, what do you want? Rag - to wipe the snot?
- ...
- Great, another moron... Marcus, take it away until I'm not pissed!

- We'll leave?
- No. We'll stay at home. Once this has been our land. Also burned the grass, the trees, and the birds fell from the black smoke.
We must return to the flower of love our land. And it will survive.
- And again sings the Nightingale?
- And again sings the Nightingale.

- I want a grenade!
- And I want to wince, but where do you see undone pants?
- What is wince?
- It's kind of a compromise. In short, Santa does not sell guns, so it's not me.

No help will come, no wood does not procure,
No one will cook anything on any fire!
- And I'll go find the axe.
- And what will be further?
You pull back on the pine, and fuck the leg!
- Mushrooms, nuts are able to collect?
- No, you can't.
- From the crocodile manage to escape?
- No, you don't.
(Don't worry, we'll rescue you!)
But how do we save him
Because we believe that this island is uninhabited!!!
- I? And I? And I?..
- And you sit on the shore, you are warm and bored
Sit yourself losing weight by leaps and bounds...
- Why?
- Yes, because, because, because
You never did in life itself!!!

No pillows, no mattresses, no cots.
- I is the grass going to sleep.
- Catch a cold on the grass.
- (Fire, fire, fire).
- I can light a fire!
But we know that this island is uninhabited!
This island,
This island,
This island is uninhabited!
- Which is uninhabited, right?
- That is absolutely!

- What if tomorrow you get on the island in the ocean?
- On the island? That's great!
- And how are you going to live without a cook, without a babysitter?
- And I'll find someone...
Yeah it would be nice if it were so, but we know
This island,
This island,
This island is uninhabited.
- Desert?
- That is absolutely!

- Why did you eat playdough?
I sugar eat!

- What is the Time?..
Is the old man, which causes those who have to go now...
- He's angry?..
- No, he just intractable... ask do not Ask - out of turn will not let anyone...

- What is wrong with you? you as a child on the head is not dropped?
- On my head?
- What you can drop on someone else's head?
I could drop my own head?