beard [Theme]

He grew a beard, but did not acquire a mind!

Some dream of a beard, others who have a beard spit on it.

- The beard's not real.
Yeah what the fuck?! She was real, but I got sick, all my hair fell out and now I wear this s**Nude.
- How are you sick?
- I fell in love with a woman who was unclean.
Mrs. Santa?
- No, it was her sister.
- What's it like at the North pole?
- In the suburbs.
- What?
- Apache junction... You don't**d eh?.. So, get off the knee, was seated, fuck like a dunce....
- You are really Santa, right?
- No, I'm an accountant and this stuff just***case pulled, okay?
- Okay.

Rotaru once said to me: "Beard you, my boy, hurts.
I believe her, above the roof of the star, and I like my beard."
Asked the foreigner in the winter: "Hey, comrade! Why are you with a beard?
And I explain to him that when we have cold then warm in cold whiskers!"
Beard, beard,
Oh! Warm in cold beard.

On top of the head with hair trouble, are lost I don't know where.
If they ask who, they say, the hair where? Know where! Yes to the beard!
But sometimes someone say that, they say, the light his head,
Lightens the head of the year, but over the years all long beard.
Beard, beard,
Longer and longer beard...

Or, met on the bridge with the young, and accidentally pricked her beard!
Oh! Cold was the water, brought me my beard!
Beard, beard,
Failed me my beard.
But. Give you one funny example: lost in the tram I pioneer.
I felt confused, standing not himself, came out like a joke.

Earlier in Russia men often wore beards and mustaches,
A count Leo Tolstoy, too, went with a long beard.
And graphs we're not on the stand, and different from women's one,
Features a guy with a beard, adorns the man's beard.
Beard, beard,
Adorns the man beard.

Bernard believed that in our day all men have lost facial hair due to tricks of modern society. He loved to repeat that we live in newstwo era, which only can be. "Our society shaves, this is pure exhibitionism!" he cried. And immediately after these verbal outbursts were returning to their secret thoughts, which was dominated by emptiness.

The beard guy is like big Tits girls, only cooler