Movie: About Little Red Riding Hood



And who tried to eat an elephant?
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- Look what you've turned thick, and I'm responsible for him to the mother!
Don't call him that! He's cute.
- He's fat.
- You were always rude to him, even when he was with the ladies.
- He's fat!
- He's cute! He gives us hope!
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- Wait!
- I have children!
- You have no children!
- How is it not?
- If You had children, You weren't a coward!
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- You're a hunter!
- Why are you shouting? What did I do? Hunter... Hunting is when the hunt. And when you feel like, then who cares?
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Why not eat the herd? And who tried to eat the herd?
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There, high, high, someone spilled the milk
Turned out the milky way,
And along along it along along it,
Between pearl fields
Month floats like a white pie.
And on the moon, on the moon,
Blue, boulder,
Lunar people look, the eye does not reduce,
Like over the Moon, over the Moon,
Blue ball, globe,
Very nice rises and sets.
Quote Explanation: "The first song of the stars", words: Julius Kim (under the pseudonym Yuri Mikhailov), music: Alexey Rybnikov, singing: Olga Rozhdestvenskaya, Evgeni Evstigneev.
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- Do you smoke?
- You're too hot, Thick! It is only in fairy tales wolves smoke the field, but in life - Smoking wolf is doomed to extinction!
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Do not require awards of honor does not want.
Tell me if it is necessary - come and protection!
I don't need no gunpowder, no bullets, no wads
While in my ammunition the fire of my soul.
Quote Explanation: "Song of Hunter", the words: Julius Kim (under the alias Yuriy Mikhailov), music: Alexei Rybnikov, sings: Rolan Bykov.
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Not once threatened me in the forest because of the angle.
Bandits and daggers, hooves and horns.
But I walked forward, holding in front of him
One cartridge with buckshot and the other with courage.
Quote Explanation: "Song of Hunter", the words: Julius Kim (under the pseudonym Yuri Mikhailov), music: Alexey Rybnikov, sings Rolan Bykov.
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Let the rowdy wind, the storm let stormed.
Roads beckon me, beckon me the way.
Don't know what I'll meet, but I carry with me -
One cartridge with buckshot, another cartridge with a dream.
Chorus:
PA-PA-PA-PA, the weather is mad!
PA-PA-PA-PA, the storm is threatening!
PA-PA-PA-PA, the storm is threatening!
As they say, there will be trouble.
But the brave heart of the enemy is not afraid.
But the brave heart of the enemy is not afraid!
PA-PA-PA-PA, PA-PA-PA-PA-pam,
And friend will not leave anywhere!
Quote Explanation: "Song of Hunter", the words: Julius Kim (under the alias Yuriy Mikhailov), music: Alexei Rybnikov, sings: Rolan Bykov.
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Look at what's doing. And it's a shame. Her grandmother was ill, and she...
Quote Explanation: Little red riding Hood dancing in the rain.
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- No, You're still very sad lady - You do something wrong.
Sad the lady lost one very important thing.
Quote Explanation: Thick Wolf lost the bag
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No help will come, no wood does not procure,
No one will cook anything on any fire!
- And I'll go find the axe.
- And what will be further?
You pull back on the pine, and fuck the leg!
- Mushrooms, nuts are able to collect?
- No, you can't.
- From the crocodile manage to escape?
- No, you don't.
(Don't worry, we'll rescue you!)
But how do we save him
Because we believe that this island is uninhabited!!!
- I? And I? And I?..
- And you sit on the shore, you are warm and bored
Sit yourself losing weight by leaps and bounds...
- Why?
- Yes, because, because, because
You never did in life itself!!!
Quote Explanation: "Desert island", the words: Julius Kim (under the pseudonym Yuri Mikhailov), music: Alexey Rybnikov, singing: Olga Rozhdestvenskaya
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No pillows, no mattresses, no cots.
- I is the grass going to sleep.
- Catch a cold on the grass.
- (Fire, fire, fire).
- I can light a fire!
But we know that this island is uninhabited!
This island,
This island,
This island is uninhabited!
- Which is uninhabited, right?
- That is absolutely!
Quote Explanation: "Desert island", the words: Julius Kim (under the pseudonym Yuri Mikhailov), music: Alexey Rybnikov, singing: Olga Rozhdestvenskaya
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- What if tomorrow you get on the island in the ocean?
- On the island? That's great!
- And how are you going to live without a cook, without a babysitter?
- And I'll find someone...
Yeah it would be nice if it were so, but we know
This island,
This island,
This island is uninhabited.
- Desert?
- That is absolutely!
Quote Explanation: "Desert island", the words: Julius Kim (under the pseudonym Yuri Mikhailov), music: Alexey Rybnikov, singing: Olga Rozhdestvenskaya
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