Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe (Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe) (№ 234657)

I have friends who brag that they don't go to McDonald's. <...> I'm tired of people who act like they are better than McDonald's. Maybe you never went to McDonalds, but you have your own McDonald's. McDonalds for your soul. Maybe instead of buying a big Mac you read Us Weekly*? It's like McDonald's! Just served a little differently. Maybe your McDonald's is telling you that frappuccino from Starbucks is not a milkshake. Or do you watch "glee"? It's all McDonald's. Immediate pleasure followed by horrible guilt, and which sooner or later will cause cancer. Its slogan is "that's what I love!"