McDonald's [Theme]

I want to come to McDonald's one day with my mom's borscht in a container and say, "That's what I love."

I Want A Happy Meal? You have a happy meal? Somebody here will give the child a happy meal?!!

I am from Taganrog and in Moscow ubludki refer to the "McDonald's". Who is not called, they're like, "okay... let's go..." With such a mood. I'm from a small town. We didn't have it for a long time. We are in each new building under construction, waiting for "McDonald's". We were like, "Even if, even if..." Even when the dome was built we were hoping: "if I could, though..." I Wanted this collaboration is the "big Mac" with ciorcila.

The Creator of the Patty in the "McDonald's" was inspired by the medieval torture. Showed him the machine that poured molten tin in his throat and said, "Here you need something the same, but in the form of a pie".

McDonald's is not able to make milkshakes, it's time to admit it. He's just too dense, they can't drink. He himself should drink. I think Ronald McDonald pollitsa red from the strain, which he drinks your milkshake.

We horrible to McDonalds! To him, we behave like a teenager, filled with hormones that swears with his parents. "I hate you, you dumb!.. When's dinner?"
A trip to McDonald's - it's like going to a big family dinner. You're always excited before going. You say: "let's go, it'll be awesome!" You go and say something like, "Uh, I don't know whether it was necessary for me to come..." And when you go, I think: "I'll probably kill myself."

I have friends who brag that they don't go to McDonald's. <...> I'm tired of people who act like they are better than McDonald's. Maybe you never went to McDonalds, but you have your own McDonald's. McDonalds for your soul. Maybe instead of buying a big Mac you read Us Weekly*? It's like McDonald's! Just served a little differently. Maybe your McDonald's is telling you that frappuccino from Starbucks is not a milkshake. Or do you watch "glee"? It's all McDonald's. Immediate pleasure followed by horrible guilt, and which sooner or later will cause cancer. Its slogan is "that's what I love!"

We know that McDonald's is untrue. I'd like to see the commercial where it showed people five minutes later. After they had eaten.

There is a negative opinion of McDonald's. And we all are subject to, nobody goes in there is innocent. We go into the red-and-yellow building with a huge letter "M" over him, almost pretending and asking: "Is that a library? Take the potatoes a bit since I went."
Because the French fries at McDonald's is something amazing, right? Approximately how many people? The first seven minutes? And then she turns into something that probably not even decomposing? Have you ever made the mistake of re-heating the fries from McDonald's in the microwave? It becomes like foam! But that's not stopping you from eating it. In fact, these fries impossible to cool. And milkshakes is not getting warm. Have you ever left a milkshake from McDonald's for an hour? Revealed the whole truth. And you realize: "It's not even made from milk! It's just some kind of chocolate mucus."

We read articles, watched documentaries about McDonald's. The essence of it is the same: "McDonald's is very bad for you. There's an insane amount of fat and calories, and where the meat we do not know!" And we answer: "That's disgusting!.. I'll have a big Mac, large fries, and seven liters of diet coke".

McDonald's is so much for us to do! We would not know when the end of the Breakfast time, if not for McDonald's. I would eat eggs at five in the afternoon, like an idiot. Thank you, McDonald's! How else would we know about the approach of St. Patrick's Day, if not clover cocktail? Thank you, McDonald's!

I love how society rebels against McDonald's, saying, "At McDonald's has no nutritional value! Not vitamins!" And they were like: "Excuse me, but we sell burgers and fries! We never said that there is a market for agricultural products! Hell Yes, we have a representative - a clown is a pedophile from the 70's! What you need from us, America?"

I talk a lot about McDonald's, because I go there. And I love the silence that comes after this phrase... If I were in favor of illegal dog fights or something. "How could you?! McDonald's?" Very funny to tell people that you go to McDonald's. So they immediately look at you, they say: "Oh, I didn't know better than you!".
No one admits that he goes to McDonald's. And they sell six billion hamburgers a day! It's a country of only 300 million! I'm not a math teacher, but, in my opinion, all lies!

- What are you doing?
- I'm eating, can't you see?
- You can't eat the food from McDonald's!
Why?
- Because it passes through your throat, and landed exactly on my ass!