Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe (Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe) (№ 234658)

We horrible to McDonalds! To him, we behave like a teenager, filled with hormones that swears with his parents. "I hate you, you dumb!.. When's dinner?"
A trip to McDonald's - it's like going to a big family dinner. You're always excited before going. You say: "let's go, it'll be awesome!" You go and say something like, "Uh, I don't know whether it was necessary for me to come..." And when you go, I think: "I'll probably kill myself."