Rinat Valiullin. Each silence has its own hysteria (№ 257498)

- I love you so much, maybe we should try to live together, to rent an apartment?
I don't know honey, what do you mean: to love or to cohabit. Do you want me to live?
I don't know.
- What are you so paranoid?
- I'm not a hypochondriac, I am just always fighting two people. One For, another Against. How to separate them?
- Buy them a round of checkers, let them play, just not with me.