Book: Each silence has its own hysteria

- Do you believe in love at first sight?
- No, I only believe in the coffee in the morning, home cooked not by me.

Yesterday I read that depression is treated sex as you think?
- No, sex will not get here, you need something better, love, for example.

A woman will never be happy until you have forgotten how to dream.

You know why woman can't be left alone?
She could get used to?
It gets worse: she could get used to another.

When will the Thursday, I think that the future on Friday, when will be sooner, I will hurt the alarm clock, when it's too late, I'm late, when the night, no one will believe that it is forever when you make the call - do not call immediately at the door when you die - don't forget to wash the dishes when you're smart - I'm gonna miss the stupid things, when it will be Friday again, I get drunk when I know there will come Sunday, when I woke up I will think of the eternal: why do we need a bed if we can't sleep with anyone you want, from Thursday no future.

- Then why do you need a second degree?
- Well, I still do not know much.
What don't you know?
I don't know how to live.

- You have an orange?
- No, why?
- I'm sick.
- I will try to find.
Now you know how we will live if we got married: you will obey my whims, and I will be sick of you.

Much worse I feel when I can't get through than when not phoning you.

The very relationship is when you throw a handful of his alarmed feelings on the chopping block of love and expect, and what will happen next? Nothing. Nothing special: the execution is scheduled, you will lose your mind, you wander by without it for some time to touch until aklimatizirovalis, and the father reads mother on the evening news: "Found a woman's head, lost please call... nothing sexual".

Flirting just makes a mockery of the senses. Like two birds in the cells recognized each other in love, knowing that I will never be able to fly because the wings have long been clipped, and fed like.

Now I understand the pull to women artists. The latter are able to watch and draw them as they would like to see yourself. And women are ready to inspire.

Friendship also can go, like love. This was no doubt the only difference is that to find a new friendship was much more difficult or even impossible.

That's the same with some people not notice how they become for you a simple meal, daily, necessary, but not a treat.

Life can teach only those who do not you will regret.