Book: Each silence has its own hysteria. Page 1

- I love you so much, maybe we should try to live together, to rent an apartment?
I don't know honey, what do you mean: to love or to cohabit. Do you want me to live?
I don't know.
- What are you so paranoid?
- I'm not a hypochondriac, I am just always fighting two people. One For, another Against. How to separate them?
- Buy them a round of checkers, let them play, just not with me.

Wake up on Saturday and I don't know what to do today: we could do as a day off, it would be nice love, and with whom.

- I made a grave mistake. I'm puzzled her, but did not give breathe. You know, like a good wine, it is necessary to open and before drinking, to catch his breath for a few minutes.
You know, I do not like wine.
- It's not as important in General, then you can drink as much as you want.
- You wanted to tell her?
- Yeah, her. If the wine is sour, so you're not enough of it cooled his passion. Love is art, where any nonsense can both inspire and disappoint.

Before you change the woman, you have to remember that she can always make it more graceful. You know what the saddest thing about her infidelity? You will never be able to forgive.

So I love this for what it is, in any case do not try to change a woman, you will push her to change.

The main thing in a man is sense of humor. If not, then with the rest of the trouble.

A silly woman you think is the most fraught?
- To marry without love.
- But if to think globally?
- Not to marry at all.

Maybe tomorrow at the movies? - tried to hug it in bed with her alcoholic breath.
- Maybe go to the cemetery?
- In terms of?
- In the movies, in a cafe, on a visit, always need someone else, a third. Do you know why? Because you're afraid that we'll die will die from boredom - she has postponed the magazine and looked straight into drunk eyes.
- Let's have a cat or other pet.
- I get first, then cats. Love me for who I am.
- When you're gone?
- The same: love to be what I'm not.
- You said that I will always be your soul mate.
- Over the years I realized that half of the little I need.

- If the man could imagine what goes on in the mind of a lonely woman...
Yeah, this view is not for the faint of heart.

- You still think that everything depends on men?
I do from women?
- No. Love is not dependent on men nor from women. Independence is her greatest strength.

- Jealousy is a part of women. If she's not jealous, so jealous of someone else.
- When bored?
- Sternly. The bitchiness of the woman is as necessary as the man - charisma.

The silence of the phone is the most abhorrent of silences when you are in standby mode.

No single women, it's all a myth. A woman can not be alone, somebody always lives in her heart, who does not rest, does not allow it to be not only herself, but you too.

As soon as you begin to understand your woman, you will not be able to love her.