Lucifer (Lucifer) (№ 267702)

- According to the canons of human: once upon a time a boy met a girl and they fell in love with each other. They had sex. The only problem is that they were deities, and in this moment the universe began.
- The big Bang?
- You didn't realize how fitting this name is, right? In General, they become mom and dad, and they had a whole bunch of kids, including yours truly. And they built a house. They called it Paradise. They were happy. Dad was... well, that is dad and mom... Well, mom was pretty cute at first. But people change, right? Dad was to go into the garage and tinkering with a small project called "Humanity". Mom got cold and... distant. And soon they both scored on the family.
And then one of the kids started to act?
Exactly. Dad got mad and threw me out of the house.
- What did your mother?
Nothing. She just stood and looked at it. But in the end, after a couple of thousand years dad kicked her. Threw her in the Hell and put in a cage. Well, I made her what she is to me. Nothing.