Kill me later (Kill Me Later) (№ 274919)

- Have to jump.
- I feel bad...
- They'll be here any minute.
- I'm not going to jump!
- Wait, just a minute ago you wanted to jump from the thirteenth floor. What's the difference?
- Great! There, I would have definitely crashed here and just break his neck or legs and be crippled for life. What if...
- If, if, if... If we succeed, we shall be saved. My God, are you always such a pessimist? No wonder you decided to commit suicide.