Zack and Miri make a porno (Zack and Miri Make a Porno) (№ 275167)

I don't know why you're jumping through hoops for the sake of chick who doesn't even give?
We're doing well, man. She pays half the rent, does dishes, wakes me up in the morning! Why complicate that with sex? Besides, I know her since first grade. With someone I know from the first class, don't fuck.
- My wife have known since kindergarten. Got married in the last class. And since then - she's my Queen.
- And if you turn back time?
- I could do it all on your own. She is the nightmare of my entire life!