Character: Zac Brown



We're not fucking Miri. That is, I would fuck her, but she won't. I even tried to get her to a Dutch rudder, but there was in flight.
- The Dutch rudder?
- Never heard? Look, take your cock and someone else work your arm. Look here: you take my hand, I take your dick, you work my arm, you know, Zach? Up and down, like someone else is jerking you off. And then there's dual helm - I take your dick in, you take your, I work your arm, you were mine. We work at the same time, like masturbate together, but not gay. You work and I'm loving it. Such a thrill, sir. Come on, try it!
Sorry that I have to change the subject...
№ 275176   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 20:58
I don't know why you're jumping through hoops for the sake of chick who doesn't even give?
We're doing well, man. She pays half the rent, does dishes, wakes me up in the morning! Why complicate that with sex? Besides, I know her since first grade. With someone I know from the first class, don't fuck.
- My wife have known since kindergarten. Got married in the last class. And since then - she's my Queen.
- And if you turn back time?
- I could do it all on your own. She is the nightmare of my entire life!
№ 275167   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 20:57