Between two ferns with Zach Galifianakis (Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis) (№ 275852)

- You said that if you had a son you would not let him play football. And what makes you think that he would want to play it? What if he was the same nerd as you are?
- I think a woman like Michelle would marry a nerd? Ask her, if she considers me a nerd.
- Can?
- No, I won't be allowed.