Swapped them (Trading places) (№ 284233)

- It was the police. We have complaints about a cheater who is pretending to be blind and crippled.
I'd help you, sir! But I haven't see in the 72nd stepped on a land mine in Vietnam.
- Oh, you were in Vietnam? We. Where have you been?
I've been to... this... Seni-Ben, Den-Gan, and everywhere in short - many, many, many places!
- So where exactly were you?
- I was a green beret. A special unit. The same thing that a battalion of paratroopers. My call sign was "Orange". Us in the air raised in the night...
- In the air lifted, right?
- I saw the light! My eyes can see again! And legs had grown back! I can walk! It's a miracle! Thank you, Jesus!