Movie: Swapped them (Trading places)

- It's not my business, but he belongs behind bars.
- He's unemployed, Valentine.
- It's no excuse, Mortimer. It on the beans, obviously hungry.
But drug money he found? It is impossible to feel sorry for these types. Take it from me, Randolph.

- Tell me why you decided that the price of pork bellies is going down.
- It's Christmas all excited.
- Okay, now that you can already start buying?
- If you want to get dibs on the flag in his hands.
- What do you mean?
- Okay. The price of pork falls in the morning. And everyone is waiting for the lower limit, to buy cheap. Holders swine are thinking, "Hey, we're losing all our money and Christmas is coming...", "I will not be able to buy his son a transformer "Ambulance"...","... and my missus will put me out of the bedroom, checking my wallet...". They are all in a panic. Screaming, "Sell! Sell!" They don't want to lose all your money. They fight now in a panic. I can feel it. Take a look at them.
He's right, Mortimer.

We are commodity brokers, William. So, what is our product? It agricultural products. Such as coffee, what you had for Breakfast; wheat, which is used to make bread; pork bellies - go to the production of ham which is placed on all sorts of sandwiches. There are also other products such as frozen orange juice... and gold. Although gold, unlike oranges don't grow on trees.

Show me your hand. Tender little hands. And manicure. Never, I suppose, hard work, hasn't it, Louis?

If this place is indicative of correctional institutions in our country, then they could release all the prisoners free. Inside, everything is much worse.

This is my stuff? Do what you want? This is my vase, Yes? Billy Ray's Vase? I can juggle, as Hmayak Hakobyan or Oleg Popov?
(drops the vase, it is broken)
Man, I seriously didn't mean to.
No problem, it was your vase.
A fake, wasn't it?
I think we gave her for $ 35,000. But we estimated its value at $ 50,000 when the insured. You see, Mortimer, William has already made us a profit of $ 15,000.
Maybe something else to break?
- No!

It's a whirlpool bath sir. I think you will like it.
- Wow, the bubbles! When I was a kid if we wanted Jacuzzi, we crowd climbed into the tub, eating a bowl of peas!

- Valentine very badly wants to take a hot bath and change into something comfortable. Don't you, Valentine?
Jacuzzi, sir?
- I knew that you're all faggots. But I will not occacysit!

- Well, tell us how you've cut it!
- I've cut it, but not the knife, man!
Yesterday you just told me that stabbed him!
- I slashed with my own hands! I have a steel belt in kung fu. Bruce Lee was my Sensei.
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- Some of you in the hospital. And you have no bruises no!
- That's it!
Because I'm in karate special! You understand, do you? And these pros all bruises are on the outside and inside! And weakness they do not show!

- It was the police. We have complaints about a cheater who is pretending to be blind and crippled.
I'd help you, sir! But I haven't see in the 72nd stepped on a land mine in Vietnam.
- Oh, you were in Vietnam? We. Where have you been?
I've been to... this... Seni-Ben, Den-Gan, and everywhere in short - many, many, many places!
- So where exactly were you?
- I was a green beret. A special unit. The same thing that a battalion of paratroopers. My call sign was "Orange". Us in the air raised in the night...
- In the air lifted, right?
- I saw the light! My eyes can see again! And legs had grown back! I can walk! It's a miracle! Thank you, Jesus!

With me will lead to your ex will not return!

Think global, think positive, never show your weaknesses. Always take a call. Buy low, sell high. Fear? It's not my problem. In this building you're either the killer or the victim. Today you win on the deal with coconut beans, and tomorrow your children already go to school on a brand new Bentley.

The best way to get even with the rich, make him poor.

Just stay yourself. This you no one can take away.