Due Date (Due Date) (№ 284526)

- But my conscience is clear, let me tell you why you're not coming with us, okay? Not because you kicked me out of the plane and got shot. Not because you stood by and watched as the disabled kicked my ass. I will leave you here not because you almost got me killed during the most important week of my life. I'll leave you here for a far more important reason: I despise you on a cellular level.
- I've heard that, and I try to work on it.