Due Date (Due Date) (№ 284533)

- I've been wanting to tell you something, which I feel terrible. I kind of want to remove the burden from the soul. I... I ditched you at the rest stop in Louisiana.
What?
I wasn't going to return.
- It's not fair. How could you do that?
- Because I'm a pig. I'm the asshole. But I'm working on it.
- Well, you know what? You came back with doughnuts. I think that says more about you than leaving does. So just... You're just special.
Thank you. What a relief.
Well, I also want to remove some burden from the soul.
- Come on.
- Actually, I'm not 23.
I know. Everything is fine.