The Emperor's new school (The Emperor's New School) (№ 285090)

So, how do I get in Cuzco to lose? Oh, I know: first I'll turn him into a Behemoth. Then put on a diet. Then invite him to dinner, and when he comes, I will begin to feed, feed, feed that he is grown fat and could not budge! Ah-ha-ha-ha! I'm a genius, genius, genius-iy!
- What will be served?
- Huh?
- Hippos are vegetarians, so it's best to start with the salad, and then submit the lasagna is just not less than forty pounds.
- Well, then, so not much to spend, turn it into a turtle.
Yes, that's right. They don't eat much. Turtle.