Cartoon: The Emperor's new school (The Emperor's New School)

- You're not coming to the party because of a cold?
- My cold is very contagious!
- You are not sick!
- And I say that my illness is called "give children candy so they lied", - [hands candy]
- You're contagious.
- We'll tell everyone that you were sick.

- Um... Effect...
- Melina? Oh, you came to mock me, like everyone, right? "Rabbit face", ha ha ha... hmmm...
- Why would I laugh at the face of a rabbit? Your face was much funnier.
Thank you.

Oh, I almost forgot! Brought you some homemade sauce for the nuggets.
- Thank you, Kronk, but I already took the "Spicy BBQ".
- Yes-Ah, but it's a special sauce just for you. I call it "Special sauce Cusco specially for him."
- Original.

So, how do I get in Cuzco to lose? Oh, I know: first I'll turn him into a Behemoth. Then put on a diet. Then invite him to dinner, and when he comes, I will begin to feed, feed, feed that he is grown fat and could not budge! Ah-ha-ha-ha! I'm a genius, genius, genius-iy!
- What will be served?
- Huh?
- Hippos are vegetarians, so it's best to start with the salad, and then submit the lasagna is just not less than forty pounds.
- Well, then, so not much to spend, turn it into a turtle.
Yes, that's right. They don't eat much. Turtle.

Remember: whoever you were, use your power.

- As I said, try hard. You should know what you do best, and use what is at hand.
- Yes, there under my bed, and I went to take a NAP.

In Cuzco, by the way, about the race.
- Yes? What is it?
Run as fast as you can, and don't pay any attention to stupid rumors. I don't want you to worry.
Ha ha, nonsense! I'm not worried. Who cares, I'm worried? Nope! Then I would type: "I'm worried! Oh! What do I do?" Huh, and I'm like, no. I mean, don't worry. Nah, no worries. What is the word you say when you're not worried? Hmm... Well, it doesn't matter what to call it! It is important that my excitement is not friendly. Heh, it is: "hi, I'm excitement! We have a talk?" And I'm like, "Come on, buddy, we've got the excitement is not love!" Khe-Khe-Khe... hmm, well..
You're really not worried?
- When opponents are equal, no excitement.

Ha-ha-ha, Ho-Ho-Ho! Very funny, guys. By the way, last week I bought myself a treadmill.
- What do you think?
- I do not know, can not be removed from the box - there are too many staples.

- You stopped playing basketball?
- Ankle.
- Volleyball?
- Knees.
Football?
Superstress.
- Handball?
- Depression.
- Baseball?
- A sprain.
- Badminton?
- Irritation.
- And Domino's?!
Palazzina. The Royal fingers should be protected.

- Hee-hee-hee, tomorrow morning in Cuzco is the most incredible in the world excuse! Ha ha ha! [Turns to Kronke] First, I'll turn you into a llama, then you will find a job in Cuzco and eat it. I'm a genius, genius, genius!
- Yes-Ah... the plan is logical and clear that out of character for you. Only...
- Only? Only, only, only what?
- Well, just... again Lama... Like we've been through...
- What would you do, m-m-m?
Well, I don't know... "Llama ate my job" - this excuse for a long time into the anal.
- That's it! That's why it will be absolutely incredible!
- That's right, a double ploy would lead to a double failure... Oh, I would not want to open your skull and see what's inside!
- The same.

- Kronk! It's not his job! Read the name.
- [Reads] "Chuck made". Hmm, so "Contrived" - that was her name? Unusual.

- I decided, as usual, to test job Chucky and Thibault. And you know what I found?
- Let me explain!
- Don't tell me that was eaten by a lion or a crocodile.
Actually it was a llama.

In Cuzco, I want you to finish my studies and became Emperor. And I want to help you...
- Cool!
... but with a fake job you will receive a fake diploma and fake will become Emperor.
- So...
- Do it yourself! It is not difficult!

In Cuzco! When you realize that to make homework easier for all this nonsense?
What?! But I did it! And he was eaten by a llama!
- Well of course! It's the most popular your excuse is... Wait! You really made it?
- Uh-uh... the job that I wanted to bring... it... was done. Yes.
You stole it from Chucky?!
- How did you know? Did I blink an eye?