Character: Emperor Kuzko (Kuzco)

And this is her assistant. Right hand. It changes them as gloves. This model is called a "Kronk".

Swindler! How's it going?
Ha-ha-ha-hah, wonderful! But your friend I was scared...
- I? Scared? Not-e-et! Listen, dear grandmother, I'm not one of those who is frightened. I am very brave and not afraid of anyone. I said, "Take me to the jungle!" - and he took!
Oh, how cute! I don't like to scare people when robbing them.

- You're not coming to the party because of a cold?
- My cold is very contagious!
- You are not sick!
- And I say that my illness is called "give children candy so they lied", - [hands candy]
- You're contagious.
- We'll tell everyone that you were sick.

- Um... Effect...
- Melina? Oh, you came to mock me, like everyone, right? "Rabbit face", ha ha ha... hmmm...
- Why would I laugh at the face of a rabbit? Your face was much funnier.
Thank you.

Oh, I almost forgot! Brought you some homemade sauce for the nuggets.
- Thank you, Kronk, but I already took the "Spicy BBQ".
- Yes-Ah, but it's a special sauce just for you. I call it "Special sauce Cusco specially for him."
- Original.

- As I said, try hard. You should know what you do best, and use what is at hand.
- Yes, there under my bed, and I went to take a NAP.

In Cuzco, by the way, about the race.
- Yes? What is it?
Run as fast as you can, and don't pay any attention to stupid rumors. I don't want you to worry.
Ha ha, nonsense! I'm not worried. Who cares, I'm worried? Nope! Then I would type: "I'm worried! Oh! What do I do?" Huh, and I'm like, no. I mean, don't worry. Nah, no worries. What is the word you say when you're not worried? Hmm... Well, it doesn't matter what to call it! It is important that my excitement is not friendly. Heh, it is: "hi, I'm excitement! We have a talk?" And I'm like, "Come on, buddy, we've got the excitement is not love!" Khe-Khe-Khe... hmm, well..
You're really not worried?
- When opponents are equal, no excitement.

Ha-ha-ha, Ho-Ho-Ho! Very funny, guys. By the way, last week I bought myself a treadmill.
- What do you think?
- I do not know, can not be removed from the box - there are too many staples.

- You stopped playing basketball?
- Ankle.
- Volleyball?
- Knees.
Football?
Superstress.
- Handball?
- Depression.
- Baseball?
- A sprain.
- Badminton?
- Irritation.
- And Domino's?!
Palazzina. The Royal fingers should be protected.

- I decided, as usual, to test job Chucky and Thibault. And you know what I found?
- Let me explain!
- Don't tell me that was eaten by a lion or a crocodile.
Actually it was a llama.

In Cuzco, I want you to finish my studies and became Emperor. And I want to help you...
- Cool!
... but with a fake job you will receive a fake diploma and fake will become Emperor.
- So...
- Do it yourself! It is not difficult!

In Cuzco! When you realize that to make homework easier for all this nonsense?
What?! But I did it! And he was eaten by a llama!
- Well of course! It's the most popular your excuse is... Wait! You really made it?
- Uh-uh... the job that I wanted to bring... it... was done. Yes.
You stole it from Chucky?!
- How did you know? Did I blink an eye?

- Hey, hold on, young man! What's the rush at this hour?
The llama ate your homework!
- Oh, this excuse has long been included in the analy!
Where - where?
- A collection of excuses, hee-hee-hee.

Yes, know what you're thinking, but put yourself in my place-Moleguaco said to bring the job without excuses. But he didn't say that I have to do it. Perhaps this meant... He had to clarify that you can't take a job from another! But he did not elaborate.