Character: Kronk



- Haven't you seen the mask?
№ 408582   Added MegaMozg 08-12-2020 / 00:12
I'm not being chased from here, though. Please pancakes... [Without controlling himself, he turns into a demon] ONLY WITHOUT CHEESE, DESPICABLE! [Turns into himself again] And from here they will be chased...
№ 404091   Added MegaMozg 18-09-2020 / 07:57
Strange, fell down and got up...
№ 306303   Added MegaMozg 02-11-2017 / 12:06
Oh, I almost forgot! Brought you some homemade sauce for the nuggets.
- Thank you, Kronk, but I already took the "Spicy BBQ".
- Yes-Ah, but it's a special sauce just for you. I call it "Special sauce Cusco specially for him."
- Original.
1 Season 1 Series
№ 285091   Added MegaMozg 29-04-2017 / 07:13
So, how do I get in Cuzco to lose? Oh, I know: first I'll turn him into a Behemoth. Then put on a diet. Then invite him to dinner, and when he comes, I will begin to feed, feed, feed that he is grown fat and could not budge! Ah-ha-ha-ha! I'm a genius, genius, genius-iy!
- What will be served?
- Huh?
- Hippos are vegetarians, so it's best to start with the salad, and then submit the lasagna is just not less than forty pounds.
- Well, then, so not much to spend, turn it into a turtle.
Yes, that's right. They don't eat much. Turtle.
1 Season 1 Series
№ 285090   Added MegaMozg 29-04-2017 / 07:13
- Hee-hee-hee, tomorrow morning in Cuzco is the most incredible in the world excuse! Ha ha ha! [Turns to Kronke] First, I'll turn you into a llama, then you will find a job in Cuzco and eat it. I'm a genius, genius, genius!
- Yes-Ah... the plan is logical and clear that out of character for you. Only...
- Only? Only, only, only what?
- Well, just... again Lama... Like we've been through...
- What would you do, m-m-m?
Well, I don't know... "Llama ate my job" - this excuse for a long time into the anal.
- That's it! That's why it will be absolutely incredible!
- That's right, a double ploy would lead to a double failure... Oh, I would not want to open your skull and see what's inside!
- The same.
1 Season 6 Series
№ 285084   Added MegaMozg 29-04-2017 / 07:12
- Kronk! It's not his job! Read the name.
- [Reads] "Chuck made". Hmm, so "Contrived" - that was her name? Unusual.
1 Season 6 Series
№ 285082   Added MegaMozg 29-04-2017 / 07:12
- Uh, you're a chef! Maybe I'll make it myself?
- Cheesecakes, cakes - always welcome! But to mix potions - no, it's not me!
But Quake desperately need help! And what's so super difficult? But okay, I got it. If it is the power of dinozavrik like Isms, I'll do it!
- Then put it, [threw on Cusco interaktivny apron and helmet] - that, - [holds out a thick scroll]
- Well... - [read] - the First party disclaims all liability for the actions of another party in the event of unforeseen complications...
In other words: if you screw up or have screwed what do I do with it, I was not to blame, I'm legally clean. No, as a friend of course, I'll be there, support, help, well, you know, mentally. And physically you yourself, without me. In short, I'll be around next. Plus or minus.
- Agreed.
Quote Explanation: Kuzko and Kronk prepare a potion in a secret laboratory.
2 Season
№ 284999   Added MegaMozg 28-04-2017 / 07:38
- I have to be a young virgin!
Or a young dinosaur. This is more like it.
Quote Explanation: ISM used the rejuvenating water, but it didn't work.
2 Season 24 Series
№ 284158   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 18:12
- Listen, big boy. There are three reasons why you should go. First: look at him - goes with girlie polically!
- Between other things, it's - harp.
- Okay, it's - harp. And this dress!
Tunic!!
- Reason number two: look what I can do.
Wait, what is all this??
- Hmm, you know, he's right!
- All rot! I am not sure how to tell you to leave.
- Go!
№ 26532   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:02
- New order: two season, instead of flies ant, one music, goo not to put, gangrene cranberry, cancer on the mountain and two specials, no heartburn. Something not clear?
Two ant fly, pea shelling, cancer and gangrene, slime separately, okay.
№ 7647   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:47