Open MIC (№ 289147)

Men love fun and we invent. Look at the invention. After all, women invented just what you need. Do you know who invented the dishwasher? Josephine Cochrane. Get exhausted to wash the dishes and invented the dishwasher. Do you know who invented the diaper? Marion Donovan. Diddling sniff and invented diapers. Do you know who invented the snowboard? Tom Sims. Not the Tamara Simon, who postponed child and thought, "Damn, and to not ride with the mountains on the plywood?"
Three hundred years ago Christians Bushman, you know, invented? Harmonica. Also the guy went and thought: "something some Nov sad, right? So fun!"