Ghosts of girlfriends past (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past) (№ 289779)

- You're the Ghost of girlfriends present? This is ridiculous.
- Well, who are you talking about? Sadly, I'm the only regular girl in your life. And here I am, working for the weekend, as always.
- But we're... I mean... You're gay, right?
What?
- What, no?
- Well, it was one time in College... I had no choice.
Okay, Mel, I'm sorry, if I had known, I would have seduced you.