Movie: Ghosts of girlfriends past (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)

Someone once told me in a pair of control and power from the half whose sense less strong. And he was right. But power is not synonymous with happiness. And happiness, I think, finds someone who gives more than he receives.

Is your life the stuff of legend. Money, success, women, parties...
- Listen, scholar, music does not sound when I don't breathe, all this is meaningless.

- You're the Ghost of girlfriends present? This is ridiculous.
- Well, who are you talking about? Sadly, I'm the only regular girl in your life. And here I am, working for the weekend, as always.
- But we're... I mean... You're gay, right?
What?
- What, no?
- Well, it was one time in College... I had no choice.
Okay, Mel, I'm sorry, if I had known, I would have seduced you.

- Look, how your promise about traitors seriously?
- Tattooed on my ass.

- By the way, though not very big, but my fault in this. I was always drawn to the villains.
- Thank you very much.
- Well, you know what I mean - the morons I wanted to fix. Perhaps the reason my relationship with my father.
Maybe.
But, after you escape, I promised myself to meet only with reliable, well-adjusted guys. No change, no problem.
- That is, virtually women.

- It's easy. Our guests represent the troops of the ally. Paul, you and your guests - Nazis.
- I will try the implication is not to look.
Blue divers is a support staff: waiters, photographers, vendors, musicians and so on.
Oh, Donna, look, you're a rocket launcher.

You're a girl you loved, but got all the other girls of the school.

A sucker, just want to run away from the Ghost? We can play at least until the morning, man.

There are two types of women: whom you fuck and leave, and you otrajaetsya and will stay with them forever.

Doctors do not tear and fall into remission.

In the pair controls the situation always the one who loves less.

Ladies love to have them but don't like to be raped.

To forget about someone you can only find someone who you care about more.

I believe that every woman is beautiful in their own way, just need to figure out what.