Sergei Lukyanenko. Last Patrol (№ 291574)

- Afandi, come in, we have a guest!
- Know the guest. Because meta!
- Afandi, but the guest is already in the house! Why do you clean on the street?
- Uh, Nodir! Don't tell me how to receive guests! When the guest is still on the street - all clean the house. But if a guest in the house - you have to lay on the street!