Character: Afandi



- Afandi, come in, we have a guest!
- Know the guest. Because meta!
- Afandi, but the guest is already in the house! Why do you clean on the street?
- Uh, Nodir! Don't tell me how to receive guests! When the guest is still on the street - all clean the house. But if a guest in the house - you have to lay on the street!
№ 291574   Added MegaMozg 22-06-2017 / 18:15
- I have to meet with Rustam.
Afandi sighed and looked slyly at me.
- Whether it is necessary to Rustam to see you?
I'm so sick of this Eastern ornateness! Do they between themselves, in the home, communicate this way? "Wife, warmed up if you give me bread?" "Oh, my husband is hot caress does not replace your bread?"
№ 188305   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:09
I told him everything, wise enough, and stupid, at least a hundred times, paraphrase - do not understand.
№ 92100   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 20:37
Good thing - old friends, ' said Afandi. - Very good! When it is... At the bottom of a bottle of good old wine can appear bitter, and the older the wine, the more sediment is bitter. And the old friendship can produce very, very big grudge!
№ 14225   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:19
Weak, better to look like a fool. Only the strong can afford to be smart.
№ 14224   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:19
- If not for my wisdom, you would already have the forces of Darkness, but they dry up in cramps and will burn in hell they drank their sweet little brains and chewed large wiry liver!
- Why liver wiry, I realized - pouring brandy said Nodir. - Why brains sweet?
- Yes, because the wisdom of the bitter and stupid and nevedenie - sweet!
№ 14223   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:19
- You can't eat the cognac with grapes!
Why?
Is the same as cooking a kid in its mother's milk!
№ 14222   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:19