Dylan Moran. (№ 307767)

Journalist: What's the biggest animal you could outrun?
Dylan: the Walrus, I'd be able to outrun a walrus.
Journalist: But they have no legs, it turns out, is sort of a cheat.
Dylan: Who are you to come up with the rules at this stage of the game? You just asked me if I would be able to outrun a freaking animal and I told you what I'm capable of it, and now you reproach me with your rules! In any case - the prize is what?