Middleton (At Middleton) (№ 317481)

- Your daughter seems very strong?
- Audrey? I named her after Audrey Hepburn. But miscalculated. I had to call her Benito.
Fascist with a smartphone?
- God, if Audrey had to choose between a kidney and a phone, I'm sure she would be on dialysis.
- Well, your girl seemed very determined.
- Audrey. Yeah, I named her after Audrey Hepburn, but it was a serious miscalculation. I should have named her Benito.
- A smartphone fascist?
- Right? Oh, my God. If Audrey had to give up either her phone or a kidney, she'd be on dialysis, I'm sure of it.