Character: Edith Martin (Edith Martin)

Rachmaninoff is very difficult. This is how to stretch your fingers... Stay away from the Russian. Enjoy them. Admire their passion. But don't try to play himself.
Rachmaninoff is so hard. The guy must have had hands the size of trash can lids... You know? Stay away from the Russians. You know, enjoy them. Admire their passion. But, like, don't get obsessed with playing them.

- Your daughter seems very strong?
- Audrey? I named her after Audrey Hepburn. But miscalculated. I had to call her Benito.
Fascist with a smartphone?
- God, if Audrey had to choose between a kidney and a phone, I'm sure she would be on dialysis.
- Well, your girl seemed very determined.
- Audrey. Yeah, I named her after Audrey Hepburn, but it was a serious miscalculation. I should have named her Benito.
- A smartphone fascist?
- Right? Oh, my God. If Audrey had to give up either her phone or a kidney, she'd be on dialysis, I'm sure of it.