Character: George Hartman (George Hartman)

I have a patient who is so afraid to die what could not live. I have a son who seems to constantly want me dead. And I live through the day, which shows that I really was dead.
I've got a patient who's so afraid to die that he can't live. I've got a son that most of the time probably wishes I were dead. And I'm living a day that's making me realize I have been dead.

- Your daughter seems very strong?
- Audrey? I named her after Audrey Hepburn. But miscalculated. I had to call her Benito.
Fascist with a smartphone?
- God, if Audrey had to choose between a kidney and a phone, I'm sure she would be on dialysis.
- Well, your girl seemed very determined.
- Audrey. Yeah, I named her after Audrey Hepburn, but it was a serious miscalculation. I should have named her Benito.
- A smartphone fascist?
- Right? Oh, my God. If Audrey had to give up either her phone or a kidney, she'd be on dialysis, I'm sure of it.