Konstantin Kostin. Night Kalmatov (№ 336619)

For example, I need a piece of paper. Wiping your ass. I'm writing a memo, where you justify the need for such action. Viziru General, head of the financial part, the Deputy for paper issues. Make your statement all the corrections that they require, each time printing a new piece of paper. Send a memo to the office. There she lies, if not lost. A month. Other. Six months is. Finally, is going to a Competent Commission, which decides whether I wipe your ass or not. All this time the General fuck me: "why do you, Alexander I., ass wiped?". I answered: "the question pending in a Very Competent Commission." General important nods and puts me in an example to other heads of departments. Even awards a prize. The result is a Very Competent Commission decides once again to optimize costs and not to give me a piece of paper. The bottom line - spent half a pack of paper, two pounds of printer toner for three weeks of work time, received several awards, but the ass was dirty.