Book: Night Kalmatov

Hard times have come, brother. Do not Rob, not kill.

Why do you think that it bribed? Maybe he just stole? He's a policeman!

- What do you call... when can think of only one woman, and of anyone else?
- Gonorrhea?
- No... like it... love!

I can even prove that the Sun revolves around us, and not Vice versa! As a child I had such a great experience. In the morning I went to the balcony and began to follow the Sun. What do you think? By the evening I felt dizzy! It's as if I was watching a fly that flies around me! Now, if I was flying around fly - then Yes, I bet the dizzy would have flies. But spinning at me!

Who died first - and he lost!

What to do if laws make those who have to take pills.

Barbaric customs, when all tribes were equal, a thing of the past. A new era of prosperity and the market economy. Hence the fundamental difference between slavery and work on the patent. In the second case it is paid slavery.

With my lifestyle I would he very surprised to find himself on his fiftieth birthday.

For example, I need a piece of paper. Wiping your ass. I'm writing a memo, where you justify the need for such action. Viziru General, head of the financial part, the Deputy for paper issues. Make your statement all the corrections that they require, each time printing a new piece of paper. Send a memo to the office. There she lies, if not lost. A month. Other. Six months is. Finally, is going to a Competent Commission, which decides whether I wipe your ass or not. All this time the General fuck me: "why do you, Alexander I., ass wiped?". I answered: "the question pending in a Very Competent Commission." General important nods and puts me in an example to other heads of departments. Even awards a prize. The result is a Very Competent Commission decides once again to optimize costs and not to give me a piece of paper. The bottom line - spent half a pack of paper, two pounds of printer toner for three weeks of work time, received several awards, but the ass was dirty.

Without food in our case is impossible. I tried. Not a day goes by - again hungry.

Wonderful machine! Enough to wipe with his cloth previous owner - and can again shoot.