Don't even think! (Fugget About It!) (№ 341412)

Pitti, I'm trying to accept your disbelief in God.
- So you're never going to do an exorcism?
- No, I already paid for it. But do me a favor - pray once. If the Lord doesn't answer, I won't bother you. Give the woman that brought you into this world below she didn't have you to pick up!
*Takes cookie.*
- Is it really so naive that you think that I will kneel, fold his hands and say, "Pray that beautiful girl appeared on the threshold!" and it would happen?
*Doorbell rings.*
- Religion is just a big bandage on the scab of life.
*Opens the door. On the threshold stands a beautiful girl.*
Hey! My car broke down and my cell phone died. Can I use your phone?
I can't believe this! God really exists! And we don't have the same tastes.