Character: Peter Falcone

- There is nothing to answer, then shut up!

- What will be done?
I do not know. You can bury them in the garden until the return of his uncle. But this garden is so big. I'm afraid we will forget where they buried them.

Pitti, I'm trying to accept your disbelief in God.
- So you're never going to do an exorcism?
- No, I already paid for it. But do me a favor - pray once. If the Lord doesn't answer, I won't bother you. Give the woman that brought you into this world below she didn't have you to pick up!
*Takes cookie.*
- Is it really so naive that you think that I will kneel, fold his hands and say, "Pray that beautiful girl appeared on the threshold!" and it would happen?
*Doorbell rings.*
- Religion is just a big bandage on the scab of life.
*Opens the door. On the threshold stands a beautiful girl.*
Hey! My car broke down and my cell phone died. Can I use your phone?
I can't believe this! God really exists! And we don't have the same tastes.

- Dad, I'm only fifteen! Now why would I want to learn to drive?
- Drive - male activity! My father taught me to ride a stolen car, his father taught him in a stolen car, and my great grandfather was hit by a stolen car.
Am I supposed to kill?
Pitti, driving is the most pleasant thing in the world! Well, and booze. Booze and cars. But not at the same time! Don't drink and drive, okay?

Pitti, son! You're a weakling.
- I never liked Boxing, dad! Did you want to.
- But this is not Boxing! Boxing is when two people beating each other. And when one is violence.

- Don't understand! Why didn't you gave it back to these bitches?
- Hey, language.
- I mean, why don't you beat up those kids dog females?
- As Gandhi said, violence will not solve anything.
Pitti, I've solved issues with violence.
- I'm not you, dad! Don't want to be a Neanderthal!
- Of course, we're Italian.
I'm talking about the cave man, dad. Anthropology.
Expressions!

- First you need to make her know who you are. Just not the real you, otherwise it will burn myself. You have to be strong, cool and confident.
- Okay! Strong, cool, confident... I Think she will like it?
- Pitti, women don't like mugs! They want their conquered power, strong son of oil tycoon!..
What?
Just go in there and be aggressive! She is just waiting to be picked up.

- I need help with a girl. That.
- If it doesn't taste so good, you will succeed.
- I was even too shy to approach her...
How sweet of you to ask my older sister for love advice! OK, Pitty, will not have time to blink, how to get her into bed!
I thought her portfolio to convey, but the main thing that worked.