Character: Jimmy Falcone

- Cheech, can we talk? I'm worried about Pitti! I don't know what it is, and don't understand what's wrong with me that I suddenly began to worry for him.
I'm telling you every time you're worried about the guy. Get him drunk, put him a woman - and then he will understand the meaning of life.
- Not sure what good parents do, Cheech.
- Do you remember your first time?
- Of course! Her name was Sharon. And she had a divine body! She had to help change a tire.
Bus, and then she took off your pants, and you understand what the joy of life.
- How do you know?
Because she was a prostitute.
What?!
- Your father paid her. He told me. You were overweight teenager who loves Broadway musicals, and he had to fix it.

- Wait, what, Canada has no American cheese?
- Yes, but it's called "Cream cheese".
- The taste of the same shit?
Yes. In General, Yes.

How's it going? I'm Jimmy McDougal, formerly known as Jimmy Falcone. I used to be big in the new York mafia, has not yet become a rat, you want to fill up. To go against my former friends was not easy, but as they started the first, it became much easier. However, the most difficult was to tell the family that we are participating in the program for witness protection.

- Are you crazy?! Left the teenager with a strange man luring boys into the house all sorts of different bells and whistles?!
- This situation in my head did not come...

- Dad, I'm only fifteen! Now why would I want to learn to drive?
- Drive - male activity! My father taught me to ride a stolen car, his father taught him in a stolen car, and my great grandfather was hit by a stolen car.
Am I supposed to kill?
Pitti, driving is the most pleasant thing in the world! Well, and booze. Booze and cars. But not at the same time! Don't drink and drive, okay?

Pitti, son! You're a weakling.
- I never liked Boxing, dad! Did you want to.
- But this is not Boxing! Boxing is when two people beating each other. And when one is violence.

- Don't understand! Why didn't you gave it back to these bitches?
- Hey, language.
- I mean, why don't you beat up those kids dog females?
- As Gandhi said, violence will not solve anything.
Pitti, I've solved issues with violence.
- I'm not you, dad! Don't want to be a Neanderthal!
- Of course, we're Italian.
I'm talking about the cave man, dad. Anthropology.
Expressions!