Cartoon: Don't even think! (Fugget About It!)

- What the hell?! You give her money? I said "no"!
The children always come to me after you say "no".
- Why am I always the bad guy? Stayed'd ever bad!
Cook, we met when I was robbing a liquor store with your father! I have always been bad.

Pitti, I'm trying to accept your disbelief in God.
- So you're never going to do an exorcism?
- No, I already paid for it. But do me a favor - pray once. If the Lord doesn't answer, I won't bother you. Give the woman that brought you into this world below she didn't have you to pick up!
*Takes cookie.*
- Is it really so naive that you think that I will kneel, fold his hands and say, "Pray that beautiful girl appeared on the threshold!" and it would happen?
*Doorbell rings.*
- Religion is just a big bandage on the scab of life.
*Opens the door. On the threshold stands a beautiful girl.*
Hey! My car broke down and my cell phone died. Can I use your phone?
I can't believe this! God really exists! And we don't have the same tastes.

- Cheech, can we talk? I'm worried about Pitti! I don't know what it is, and don't understand what's wrong with me that I suddenly began to worry for him.
I'm telling you every time you're worried about the guy. Get him drunk, put him a woman - and then he will understand the meaning of life.
- Not sure what good parents do, Cheech.
- Do you remember your first time?
- Of course! Her name was Sharon. And she had a divine body! She had to help change a tire.
Bus, and then she took off your pants, and you understand what the joy of life.
- How do you know?
Because she was a prostitute.
What?!
- Your father paid her. He told me. You were overweight teenager who loves Broadway musicals, and he had to fix it.

- Wait, what, Canada has no American cheese?
- Yes, but it's called "Cream cheese".
- The taste of the same shit?
Yes. In General, Yes.

How's it going? I'm Jimmy McDougal, formerly known as Jimmy Falcone. I used to be big in the new York mafia, has not yet become a rat, you want to fill up. To go against my former friends was not easy, but as they started the first, it became much easier. However, the most difficult was to tell the family that we are participating in the program for witness protection.

- Are you crazy?! Left the teenager with a strange man luring boys into the house all sorts of different bells and whistles?!
- This situation in my head did not come...

- Dad, I'm only fifteen! Now why would I want to learn to drive?
- Drive - male activity! My father taught me to ride a stolen car, his father taught him in a stolen car, and my great grandfather was hit by a stolen car.
Am I supposed to kill?
Pitti, driving is the most pleasant thing in the world! Well, and booze. Booze and cars. But not at the same time! Don't drink and drive, okay?

Pitti, son! You're a weakling.
- I never liked Boxing, dad! Did you want to.
- But this is not Boxing! Boxing is when two people beating each other. And when one is violence.

- This Church is for wimps!
- No, there was a lot of fun. I love to go into the confessional and make priests blush.

- Gina, baby, what are you drawing?
What are you, blind? I stick my head chicha in a bear trap!
- But why, baby?
We are here because it is a lot of bulling. If he dies, we'll be allowed back in new York.
- Baby, how sweet! But your dad poured a Nightingale, and the mafia he needs more than your uncle. We are stuck in Canada for a long time, so get used to it, okay?
- Okay.

- Don't understand! Why didn't you gave it back to these bitches?
- Hey, language.
- I mean, why don't you beat up those kids dog females?
- As Gandhi said, violence will not solve anything.
Pitti, I've solved issues with violence.
- I'm not you, dad! Don't want to be a Neanderthal!
- Of course, we're Italian.
I'm talking about the cave man, dad. Anthropology.
Expressions!

What are you asking me? Live here assholes! They dollar - the fucking coin, and nobody knows its real price! Then eighty-five, then ninety, and then, they say, and more than a dollar!

- First you need to make her know who you are. Just not the real you, otherwise it will burn myself. You have to be strong, cool and confident.
- Okay! Strong, cool, confident... I Think she will like it?
- Pitti, women don't like mugs! They want their conquered power, strong son of oil tycoon!..
What?
Just go in there and be aggressive! She is just waiting to be picked up.

- I need help with a girl. That.
- If it doesn't taste so good, you will succeed.
- I was even too shy to approach her...
How sweet of you to ask my older sister for love advice! OK, Pitty, will not have time to blink, how to get her into bed!
I thought her portfolio to convey, but the main thing that worked.